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Het is al een hele tijd bekend dat seks een goede vorm van lichaamsbeweging vormt, maar tot voor kort was er nooit onderzoek gevoerd naar het verbranden van calorieën door verschillende seksuele activiteiten.
Na een diepgravende studie kunnen we u nu met trots volgende resultaten voorleggen:
UITTREKKEN VAN HAAR KLEREN
Met haar toestemming ............. 12 calorieën
Zonder haar toestemming ......... 187 calorieën
HET LOSMAKEN VAN HAAR BEHA
Met beide handen ................ 8 calorieën
Met een hand ...................... 12 calorieën
Met je tanden .................... 85 calorieën
HET OM DOEN VAN EEN CONDOOM
Bij een erectie ............ 6 calorieën
Zonder een erectie ......... 315 calorieën
VOORSPEL
Proberen de clitoris te vinden ........ 8 calorieën
Proberen de G-plek te vinden ........ 92 calorieën
STANDJES
Missionaris ............... 12 calorieën
69 al liggend ............. 78 calorieën
69 al staand ............. 112 calorieën
Kruiwagen ................. 216 calorieën
Op z'n hondjes ............... 326 calorieën
Italiaanse kroonluchter ........ 912 calorieën
ORGASME
Echt ................... 112 calorieën
Fake ................... 315 calorieën
POST-ORGASME
In bed liggen knuffelen .................. 18 calorieën
Onmiddellijk opstaan ................... 36 calorieën
Uitleggen waarom je onmiddellijk opstaat ............... 816 calorieën
EEN TWEEDE ERECTIE KRIJGEN, ALS JE
20-29 jaar bent ..................... 36 calorieën
30-39 jaar bent ..................... 80 calorieën
40-49 jaar bent .................... 124 calorieën
50-59 jaar bent .................... 972 calorieën
60-69 jaar bent .................... 2916 calorieën
70 jaar of ouder bent ............ resultaten nog niet binnen
ACHTERAF AANKLEDEN
Kalm ...................... 32 calorieën
Gehaast .................. 98 calorieën
Terwijl haar vader op de deur staat te bonken.............. 1218 calorieën
Terwijl je vrouw op de deur staat te bonken ...............3521 calorieën
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